The man people know nothing about.

tankenabard:

vamppirre:

fishesnstuff:

thespookymara:

nothisdate:


SO APPARENTLY THESE WERE DONE BY STUDENTS FROM A TAIWANESE HIGH SCHOOL (士商)

They must have a demon problem

Those are transmutation circles you idiot

this must have cost an arm and a leg to clean up

I can’t imagine what their mother has to say.

To hell with all of you.

tankenabard:

vamppirre:

fishesnstuff:

thespookymara:

nothisdate:

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SO APPARENTLY THESE WERE DONE BY STUDENTS FROM A TAIWANESE HIGH SCHOOL (士商)

They must have a demon problem

Those are transmutation circles you idiot

this must have cost an arm and a leg to clean up

I can’t imagine what their mother has to say.

To hell with all of you.

(via samrgarrett)

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie


Why isn’t this guy being scouted?!

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

Why isn’t this guy being scouted?!

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via fatmushycat)

notesfromtheorient:

i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss. 

(via kermit-the-frog)

notesfromtheorient:

i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss. 

(via kermit-the-frog)

Fun way to speed up the process of natural selection!

Fun way to speed up the process of natural selection!

(Source: theothermayor, via tidwellcornertr)

Armpit hair is gross.

“WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg”

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

nO…NOOOO, stop! you can’t knock a door down like that, you’ll hurt your shoulde, come on! KICK IT HARD WITH THE FLAT OF YOUR FEET UNTIL THAT LOCK IS DESTROYED.

(via darlingsofthestage)

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO OUTRUN THE GIANT FALLING TOWER LIKE OBJECT! JUST MOVE TO THE LEFT OUR TO THE RIGHT!

(via samrgarrett)

naamahdarling:

hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONESHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEAEVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEAAND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

This is the best thing ever.


If you didn’t sing this as the actual song, you are not a Disney fan.

naamahdarling:

hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!

She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONE
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEA
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEA
AND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

This is the best thing ever.

If you didn’t sing this as the actual song, you are not a Disney fan.

(via batveriasmash)