The man people know nothing about.

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

When white people talk to people of color.

(Source: versaceslut, via diddly-darn-deadpool)

“As an atheist, I see nothing “wrong” in believing in a God. I don’t think there is a God, but belief in him does no harm. If it helps you in any way, then that’s fine with me. It’s when belief starts infringing on other people’s rights when it worries me. I would never deny your right to believe in a God. I would just rather you didn’t kill people who believe in a different God, say. Or stone someone to death because your rulebook says their sexuality is immoral. It’s strange that anyone who believes that an all-powerful all-knowing, omniscient power responsible for everything that happens, would also want to judge and punish people for what they are.”
— Ricky Gervais: “Why I’m an Atheist”  (via liveinphoenix)

(Source: zero-aperture, via samrgarrett)

cutiescootybooty:

owl-face:

mynameisbruni:

jenhominid:

hexgoddess:

sistahmamaqueen:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

Fuck you for being smart

this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place.

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND CALL ME SALLY. 

I may actually not suck at makeup now

Mesmerized.

Just make sure to de-stick the tape on your hand or something, you don’t want to rip your eyelid off

I bolded that because it is SUPER important. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT PUT THE TAPE DIRECTLY TO YOUR EYE PUT IT ON YOUR HAND FIRST PLEASE! 

sounds like somebody ripped their eyelid off

cutiescootybooty:

owl-face:

mynameisbruni:

jenhominid:

hexgoddess:

sistahmamaqueen:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

Fuck you for being smart

this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place.

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND CALL ME SALLY. 

I may actually not suck at makeup now

Mesmerized.

Just make sure to de-stick the tape on your hand or something, you don’t want to rip your eyelid off

I bolded that because it is SUPER important. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT PUT THE TAPE DIRECTLY TO YOUR EYE PUT IT ON YOUR HAND FIRST PLEASE! 

sounds like somebody ripped their eyelid off

(Source: amelialund13, via spankbutts)

jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW

(Source: officialjipersnoe, via samrgarrett)

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

(via thefuuuucomics)

Marvel’s biggest secret is how they make Robert Downey Jr. appear taller than he actually is…

thefuuuucomics:

mcdownies:

crimsonpoppyfields:

thefrogman:

RDJ is 5’ 8½”

Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time

image

Chris (6’ 0½”)

image

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Problem solved.

[spelledjustlikeescape]

I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.

always reblog rdj in his hooker heels

“HOOKER HEELS” OMFG HAHAHA

(Source: my-tenerife-sea)

thndrzoid:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…



I can’t even process this properly

thndrzoid:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

image

I can’t even process this properly

(Source: weirdnessisgood, via cheese3d)