The man people know nothing about.

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

I’m not entirely sure this is true. It is literally illegal to modify the terms without his knowing. In other words, they need his signature as well to change the terms of the contract and even then, that would be total bullshit.

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

I’m not entirely sure this is true. It is literally illegal to modify the terms without his knowing. In other words, they need his signature as well to change the terms of the contract and even then, that would be total bullshit.

(via sinsofoneself)

legalmexican:

samaelcarver:

The Meme of our Years.

this post is beautiful

(Source: deezyville, via spankbutts)

theghostlymuse:

prestoflauto:

this is literally what I do though

Basically me

theghostlymuse:

prestoflauto:

this is literally what I do though

Basically me

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taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

(Source: sonandheirofnothinginparticular, via spankbutts)

indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

(via punch-up-the-fuck-line)

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

It also doesn’t help that those adults claim to be amazing chefs.

(Source: yourmanwontdancebutiwill, via punch-up-the-fuck-line)

blloooooo:

omfg i did not fucking expect that

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via samrgarrett)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

monsieurdangereux:

Diana has no time for your sexist rhetoric.

Sensation Comics Featuring Wonder Woman 05 // Ivan Cohen, marcusto

DON’T FUCK WITH WONDER WOMAN

I wants to fuck with wonder woman though.

(via samrgarrett)

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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May I suggest using a pic or gif of Mr krabs playing the world’s tiniest violin.

(via ruinedchildhood)